Worst Autocorrect Of All Time

Posted On Saturday, 30 Jul 2011 By . Under Text Message Jokes  Tags: , , , , ,   
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most embarrassing auto correct Anyone who loves their mother would absolutely die after sending that text message!
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The Blonde’s Female Boss

Posted On Friday, 08 Apr 2011 By . Under Blonde Jokes  Tags: , , , , ,   
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Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early? The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent ...
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The Blonde And The Bull

Posted On Friday, 08 Apr 2011 By . Under Blonde Jokes  Tags: , , , ,   
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There are two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, and they inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they canbreed their own stock. They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide ...
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Blondie gets even

Posted On Thursday, 07 Apr 2011 By . Under Blonde Jokes  Tags: , , , , , , ,   
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "The trucker out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is . . . an ...
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Pet Alligator

Posted On Thursday, 07 Apr 2011 By . Under Blonde Jokes  Tags: , , , ,   
A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. Then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The ...
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Frozen Turkey

Posted On Thursday, 07 Apr 2011 By . Under Blonde Jokes  Tags: , , , , , , ,   
A new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him." "Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding." "No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price." "Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars." "No, mother it wasn't the price of the ...
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Stewardess

Posted On Thursday, 07 Apr 2011 By . Under Blonde Jokes  Tags: , , , , ,   
A Southwest Airlines captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her ...
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Blonde Neighbour

Posted On Thursday, 07 Apr 2011 By . Under Blonde Jokes  Tags: , , , , , ,   
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbour's dog. The dog has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this!" She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, 'The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?' The blonde says, "I've put the ...
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Cannibal Restaurant

Posted On Thursday, 07 Apr 2011 By . Under Political Jokes  Tags: , , , ,   
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... + Broiled Missionary: $10.00 + Fried Explorer: $15.00 + Grilled Republican: $100.00 + Baked Democrat: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all ...
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Steve Irwin and the Crocodile

Posted On Thursday, 07 Apr 2011 By . Under Animal Jokes  Tags: , , ,   
A crocodile was walking along the high street one day looking for some shoes. "Ah" he said spotting a nice pair "there's my nephew - and what a fine pair of shoes he made." So anyhow this crocodile goes into the shop and takes out his credit card and pays for these shoes. "Er excuse me" says the crocodile. "I have four feet and you have only sold me two shoes." "Well ...
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