A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He
marches
straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE
coming in
here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather
have a
job.
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants
a
chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because
of
the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort
her
on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment
above
the Garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy
says, "You're bullsh'tting me!?"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you
started it."
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