Jack owned an adult toy store and he had just opened store last Friday
morning.
A woman comes in and is shopping around. She sees a pink dildo on a shelf
and ask the price.
"$12.95," he said.
She bought it and left the store.
Then another woman comes in and she looks around and spots a pretty blue
one on the back wall.
"How much for the pretty blue one back there?" she asked.
He said, "$25.00."
"Oh isn't that kind of expensive?" she asked.
"Well, it has a vibrator in it."
She thought about it for a minute and said, "OK, I'll take it." She paid
for it and left the store, too.
He looked at the clock and it had been open only 30 minutes when another
woman walked in the door.
She looked around quickly and said, "I want that one that is green with
the silver top on it. The one that's back there on that table."
He said, "Lady, I can't sell you that!"
She said, "Why not I will give you $150.00 for it."
He sold it to her and she left the store. Minutes later he closed the shop
and went home.
His wife said, "You're home very early. What happened?"
He said, "I sold my thermos for $150.00!"
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