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One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem, he examined her, and reported,"You have the crabs".
She informed the doctor that it couldn't be crabs because she was an eighty-year old virgin.
Disappointed, she went to a second doctor and explained her problem to him. The doctor said, "You probably have the crabs".
"Nope." she said, "I am an eighty-year old virgin."
Frustrated, she went to a third doctor and asked him, "Doctor can you help me?? I have an itch in my crotch. Don't tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty-year old virgin. It can't be the crabs."
The doctor said, "Jump on the table and let's have a look."
After examining her the doctor proclaimed, "Ma'am, your right, you don't have the crabs. This cherry is so old, you have fruit flies."
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