An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern.
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the
first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind
this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see
these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye
on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk haltingly
along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to
the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and
the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to
the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.
They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on
for about forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to
her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is
amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't
know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The
policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing, he was going
like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else!
You must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you
manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some
sort of secret?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
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