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In a small town, an
elderly couple had been dating
each other for a long time. At the urging of their
friends, they decided it
was finally time for
marriage.
Before the wedding, they went out to
dinner and had a
long
conversation regarding how their marriage might
work. They discussed
finances, living arrangements
and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman
decided it was time to
broach the
subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather
trustingly.
"Well," she said,
responding very carefully, "I'd have
to say...I would like it infrequently."
The old
gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over
his
glasses, he looked her in the eye and casually asked
...
"Is that one word or two words ?"
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