Pat says: "Me feet are freezin, will yer go upstairs and fetch me slippers?"

Murphy goes upstairs and there are Pat's gorgeous twin daughters lying on
the bed.

Says Murphy: "Yer Da's sent me up to fuck yis."

"No way!! yer a fuckin liar!" says the girls.

"I'll prove it," says Pat and shouts down the stairs. "Both of them Pat??"