I hope this will again confirm that the most important information in
your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the Internet. It
comes from a mentor, and on a very personal level.
My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a
time to reminisce. We used to take long walks and drives together.
He would make special trips to pick me up so I could spend weekends
with him.
I was young when he died. If he were living today and sharing his
pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were well and
good, but the one I remember best, the jewel in the crown of grand-
fatherly advice came from him when I was only 12.
We were sitting in a park, watching children with their mothers enjoying
a beautiful spring day. He told me that one day, I'd find a woman and
start my own family. Then he said, "And be sure you marry a woman
with small hands."
"Why should I do that, Grandpa?" I asked.
"It makes your pecker look bigger."
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
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