A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in
a Tim Horton's, when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to
him. The Canadian man ignored the American, who, nevertheless started
up a conversation.
The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the
whole bread?" "Of course." The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't.
In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a
big container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell
them to Canada." The American had a smirk on his face. The Canadian
listened in silence.
The American persisted. "Do ya eat jelly with the bread?" Sighing,
the Canadian replied, "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth,
the American said, "We don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for
breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in
containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to
Canada."
The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?" The
American smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Canadian leaned
closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once
you've used them?" "We throw them away, of course," said the American.
Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we put
them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum, and
sell them to the United States."
|
Home 
Adult Jokes 
Thanks for visiting The World's Funniest Jokes, and feel free to pass along our website to your funny friends who could use a laugh. 
