A Jewish  woman says to her mother, 'I'm divorcing  Sheldon!

All he wants is anal  sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used  to be the size of a 5 cent piece.'

Mother says 'You're married to a  multi-millionaire businessman, you live
in an 8 bedroom mansion,  you drive a Ferrari, you get $1000 a week allowance, you take 6  vacations a year and you want to throw all that away for 45  cents