A man is showering in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed. "Damn Bob, you're big!" Jim
exclaims.
"I wasn't always this impressive; I
had to work for it." "What do you mean?" Jim asked.
"Well, everyday for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing
it with lard.
I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it
grow 4 inches! You should try it."
Jim
agrees and the two say good bye.
A few months later the two
are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation
was. Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've
actually gotten smaller!-- I lost two inches already!"
"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with
lard?"
"Well, I was out of lard, so I've been using Crisco."
"Crisco?!?" Bob exclaimed,
"Dammit Jim! Crisco is
shortening!"
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