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While in the playground with his friend,
Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new,shiny
watch.
"Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little
Johnny.
"Nope." replied Jimmy.
"Well, did you get it for Christmas
then??
Again Jimmy says "Nope."
"You didn't steal it, did you?"
asks Little Johnny.
"No," said Jimmy.
"I went into Mom and Dad's
bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'.
Dad gave me his
watch to get rid of me.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this
idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed
to get one for
himself.
That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he
heard the unmistakable noises oflovemaking.
Just then, he swung the door
wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in midstroke,
turned and said angrily.
"What do you want now?"
"I wanna watch,"
Johnny replied.
Without missing a stroke, his father said,
"Fine.
Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet."
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