1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

   2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

   3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

   4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

   5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

   6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

   7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

   8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"

       Woman - "WHAT?"

       Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

   9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

   10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

   11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.

   12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

   And.... The best for last!

   13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench... Every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.