Husband: Oh, come  on.                

                   Wife: Leave me alone!                  

                  Husband: It won't take long.
                   Wife: I  won't be able to sleep afterwards.
                  Husband: I can't sleep without  it.
                  Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the  night?
                  Husband: Because I'm Hot.
                   Wife: You get hot at the darnedest  times.
                   Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
                   Wife: If  you love me you'd be more considerate.
                   Husband: You don't love me  anymore.
                   Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
                   Husband:  Please...come on
                   Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
                   Husband: What's the matter?  Need a flashlight?
                   Wife: I can't find it.
                   Husband: Oh, for heaven's  sake, feel for it!
                   Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
                   Husband: Oh, yes.
                   Wife: Is it up far enough?
                   Husband: Oh, that's good.
                   Wife: Now  go to sleep and from now on when you want the
window open, do it  yourself.