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Viagra and the Housekeeper |
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This man got his prescription for Viagra (a drug used against
impotence) and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He
calls her on the phone and she says, "I'll be home in an hour."
"Perfect," she replies.
The Doctor told him to take his Viagra an hour before they're
ready for the act. He takes the Viagra and waits. An hour goes by and
the man is ready to go, but no wife.
His wife calls him on the phone and says, "Traffic is terrible. I can't be there for another hour!"
The man, frustrated, calls his doctor for advice. "What should I do?"
The Doctor replied, "It would be a shame to waste it. Do you have a housekeeper around?"
"Yes," the man replied.
"Well, maybe you can occupy yourself with her instead?"
The man sighed, "But with her, I don't need Viagra!"
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