A certain married couple had a very healthy sex life. They had sex
everyday; in the shower, on the kitchen counter, everywhere imaginable.
In fact the wife was somewhat of a nymphomaniac.
One day the husband announced that he would be going on a week-long
business trip. Deciding that she couldn't go the week without sex she
decided to visit a sex shop after she dropped him off at the airport.
She was looking at the selections of dildo's and could not find what
she was looking for. She asked the man at the counter if he had
anything really special. The man hesistated, looked around the shop,
and took a deep breath, "I really shouldn't be showing you this, but
you look like a very special lady." He took an old looking wooden box
out from under the counter and removed the lid. As the woman looked
inside she announced that it was just like any other in the store. The
man said, "Ah, but you see, it most certainly is not! It is the voodoo
penis and all you have to do is say "voodoo penis" and then where ever
you want it to go." The man decided to demonstrate the powers of the
"voodoo penis". He commanded, "VOODOO PENIS, THE DOOR!" The dildo rose
from the box and began its work on the door. The door began to buckle
and sway. Splinters of wood flew around the room. The man yelled,
"Voodoo Penis, return to the box!" The woman was so impressed with it
she bought it right away and took it straight home.
The woman,
excited to try it, undressed and commanded, "Voodoo Penis my crotch!"
The penis went straight to pumping. After three mind-shattering
orgasms, she decided that it was enough, only she had forgotten how to
return it to the box. After tugging for what seemed like hours, she
decided to drive to the hospital for help.
She put her clothes back
on and began to drive, quivering with each thrust of the dildo. After
one intense orgasm she swerved all over the road. A policeman ,seeing
this, pulled her over, and asked her if she had had something to drink.
She replied that she had a voodoo penis stuck in her crotch and it
would not stop screwing her. The policeman smiled and in an arrogant
tone of voice said, "Voodoo Penis, My ASS!"
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