Two guys were in a bar, and they
were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a
guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet
you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said
the second guy.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.
"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same
story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second
guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was
dumb enough to jump again!"
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