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A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in,
then he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a
drink." When
the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your
willy?" The
cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The
gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your
willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do
It.'
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because
'It really
Satisfies.' "
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he
will give him a
second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left
who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty
cowboy asks,
"Why Timex?" the man proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on
tickin!' "
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right,
who happen to
be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call
yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD,
because "'Quality is Job One" "Then he adds, "Have you
driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine
CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'" And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think
for a moment before he comes up with a name for his
manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my
willy is
SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour
the cowboy a
beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says,
"Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A
WOMAN!!!!!!!
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