Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q: Why don't blondes breast feed?
A: Because they always burn their nipples.

Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.

Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?
A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

Q: What is the difference between blondes and peanut butter?
A: Peanut butter is a pleasure tho spread on bread and a blonde spreads for pleasure on a bed.