Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.

Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A wine cellar.

Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.

Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A1: 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
A3: Two...one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms.