… Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
… Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
… Can’t work in a pharmacy because the bottles won’t fit into the typewriter.
… Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months. The box had said Ŗ to 4 years."
… Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
… Couldn’t call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
… When asked what the capital of California was, answered "C."
… Can’t make KoolAid because eight cups of water won’t fit into one of those little packets.
… Got hurt when she fell out of the tree while raking leaves.
… Changes the baby’s diaper only once a month because the label said "Good up to 20 pounds."
… After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
… What goes "vroomscreechvroomscreech"? A blonde at a flashing red light.
… Two blondes are trying to get into their car using a coat hanger
when one says, "Hurry, it’s starting ! to rain, and the top is down."
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