Q: What do blondes
and turtles have in common?
A: When they are on their backs they are screwed.
Q: What is
the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.
Q: A blonde
is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes
a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
Q: How did the
blonde die ice fishing?
A: She was run over by the zambonis machine
Q: Why didn't
the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A1: She'd just dyed her hair.
A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown
around too much.
Q: How did the
dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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