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Blonde, Redhead, and Brunette on a desert island |
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There were
three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a
blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated
about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try
to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really
tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired
to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder
if she made it." I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland
than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The
redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam
out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was
too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made
it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out
5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The
shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go
on!" So she swam back.
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