A blonde goes to visit her dad on the farm. The farmer didn't get many visitors, so he was happy to see her.

The next day, the farmer went to town to get supplies, and when he got back he saw his blonde daughter standing stiff as a board, out in the middle of the cow paddock. 

He yelled out to her, and asked what she was doing standing out there all still and straight.

She replied that she was trying to win a Nobel Peace Prize.

He said: "Well, that's great, but what are you doing in the paddock?"

She replied, "I was reading the newspaper, and it said all you had to do to win the Nobel Peace Prize
was to be outstanding in your field."