A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she
has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse,
unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action. As it gallops
along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the
saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm
grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the side of the horse anyway! The horse gallops along,
seemingly impervious to its' slipping rider. Finally, losing her frail
grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself
to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and
she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is
struck against the ground over and over and over. As her head is
battered against the ground and she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees
her and unplugs the horse.
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