A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts
>the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
> "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and
>place my manhood inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for
>one minute. "Then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit
>unscathed. In return for witnessing this
>spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.".
>The crowd murmured their approval.
>
>The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
>Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator
>closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man
>grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its
>head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
>unscat hed as promised.
>The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
>The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100
>who's willing to give it a try."
>
>A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in
>the back of the bar. A Blonde woman timidly spoke up ...........
>"I'll try It! Just don't hit me so hardwith the beer bottle.
>
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