To: My Boss

 From: Blondie  RE: Changing calendars from Y2K

 I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of
this Y to K problem made much sense to me.  At any rate, I have finished
the conversion.  The calendars have returned from the printer and are
ready to be distributed with the following new months:

Januark Februark Mak Julk

 I also changed all the days of each week to:

Sundak Mondak Tuesdak Wednesdak Thursdak Fridak Saturdak

 We are now Y to K compliant.