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Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand,
clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for
their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time
standing up. After the game Mr. Roberts looks around and asks, "Now,
who is going to tell the wife?"
They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the
short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad
situation any worse than it is. Rippington says, "Gentlemen! Discreet?
I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle
name, leave it to me."
Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, asks what he wants.
Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards."
She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!"
Rippington says, "I'll tell him."
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