A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs
the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is
just a head! But the father loves his son and raises him as well as he
can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for
his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he
is proud of him. Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.
With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking
his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop!
A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of
joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant
"Take another drink!"
The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops
out. The bar goes wild, but the bartender is clearly disapproving. The
father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons
chant "Take another drink!" The bartender ignores the whole affair.
By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down,
grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks
God.
The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left... then to
the right... right through the front door, into the street, where a
truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The
father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should
have quit while he was a head."
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