IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK...
you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk
cubicle.
IN
PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK...you get more work
for good behaviour.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the
doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all
the
doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN
PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK...you can't
even speak to your family on the phone.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay
all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the
expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay
for prisoners.
Have
a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON!!!
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