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The programmer and the frog |
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A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes
up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with
you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog
in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me,
I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the
frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll
give you great sex for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks
on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised
you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even
kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.... But a talking frog is pretty neat."
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