Last winter Fred met a woman while on vacation in the Keys and fell head
over heels in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two
of them went to dinner at the Ocean View and had a serious talk about
how they would continue the relationship.
"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Fred said to his
lady friend.
"I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say
so now."
"Well, if we're being honest with each other, here goes," she replied,
"I'm a hooker."
"I see," Fred replied, and was quiet for a moment.
Then he says,
"You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight
when you tee off."
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