This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One
day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a
ship."
The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat."
The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft."
Then,
out of the surf comes this gorgeous woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba
gear. She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it been since
you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years!" he says. She reaches
over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a
pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag,
and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"
Then she asked, "How long
has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Ten
years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right
sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and
says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping this
long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to
him, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"
And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there!"
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