One day a man named Bob was playing a round of golf with the Pope. On
the first hole,Bob hits the ball into a sand trap "Damn, I missed."
says Bob. The Pope says,"you shouldn't say that it is bad.
Later
on in the day on the ninth hole Bob hits the ball into the water.
"Damn, I missed." says Bob again. The Pope says, "Don't say that, next
time you do, God will strike you down with a lightning bolt."
Close
to the end of the day on the last hole, Bob hits it an inch short of
the hole. "Damn, I missed." says Bob once again. The Pope looks into
the sky as the clouds start to split apart. Then a lightning bolt comes
down from heaven, striking and killing the Pope. God's voice echos,
"Damn, I missed."
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