Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two
ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and
rough on the course. They didn't bother to wave the men on through,
which is proper golf etiquette.
After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said, "I think I'll walk up there and ask those gals to let us play through."
He walked out the fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped, turned
around, and came back, explaining, "I can't do it. One of those women
is my wife and the other is my mistress! Maybe you'd better go talk to
them."
The second man walked toward the ladies, got halfway there and, just as
his partner had done, stopped, turned around and walked back and said:
"Small world."
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