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A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot. As he was
about ready to hit, a voice came over the p.a. system. "Will the
gentleman on the lady's tee please move back to the men's tee".
He looked up and then resumed addressing the ball again. The
Voice again- "Will the Man on the Red tees move back to the
White Tees"!!
He looked back at the starters shack and yelled, "Will the man on
the p.a. shut up so that the man on the lady's tee can hit his second
shot".
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