Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and
hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water
trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green.
Jesus
steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway
and lands in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the water and chips
the ball onto the green.
The old man steps up to the tee and
hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water
trap. But, just before it falls into the water, a fish jumps up and
grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is falling back down into the
water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle
flies over the green where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and
barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish
hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole
for a hole-in-one.
Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don't stop fooling around, we won't bring you next time."
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