| NEW |
Different color from previous design |
| ALL NEW |
Parts not interchangeable with previous
design |
| EXCLUSIVE |
Imported product |
| UNMATCHED |
Almost as good as the competition |
| DESIGNED SIMPLICITY |
Manufacturer's cost cut to the bone |
| FOOLPROOF OPERATION |
No provision for adjustments |
| ADVANCED DESIGN |
The advertising agency doesn't understand
it |
| IT'S HERE AT LAST! |
Rush job; Nobody knew it was coming |
| FIELD-TESTED |
Manufacturer lacks test equipment |
| HIGH ACCURACY |
Unit on which all parts fit |
| DIRECT SALES ONLY |
Factory had big argument with distributor |
| YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT |
We finally got one that works |
| REVOLUTIONARY |
It's different from our competitors |
| BREAKTHROUGH |
We finally figured out a way to sell it |
| FUTURISTIC |
No other reason why it looks the way it
does |
| DISTINCTIVE |
A different shape and color than the
others |
| MAINTENANCE-FREE |
Impossible to fix |
| RE-DESIGNED |
Previous faults corrected, we hope... |
| HAND-CRAFTED |
Assembly machines operated without
gloves |
| PERFORMANCE PROVEN |
Will operate through the warranty period |
| MEETS ALL STANDARDS |
Ours, not yours |
| ALL SOLID-STATE |
Heavy as Hell! |
| BROADCAST QUALITY |
Gives a picture and produces noise |
| HIGH RELIABILITY |
We made it work long enough to ship it |
| SMPTE BUS COMPATIBLE |
When completed, will be shipped by
Greyhound |
| NEW GENERATION |
Old design failed, maybe this one will
work |
| MIL-SPEC COMPONENTS |
We got a good deal at a government auction |
CUSTOMER SERVICE
ACROSS THE COUNTRY |
You can return it from most airports |
| UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE |
Nothing we ever had before worked THIS way |
BUILT TO
PRECISION TOLERANCES |
We finally got it to fit together |
| SATISFACTION GUARANTEED |
Manufacturer's, upon cashing your check |
| MICROPROCESSOR CONTROLLED |
Does things we can't explain |
| AEROSPACE TECHNOLOGY |
One of our techs was laid off by Boeing |
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