A cargo plane is in mid-flight
over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an
armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a
passenger. The passenger happens to be George W Bush. (Why?} Maybe, he
was on his way to check on the coca plant life in South America!") The
masked gunman held a gun to the pilot's head and said, "Take this plane
to Iraq or I'm gonna spill your brains all over the place."
The pilot calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "Look
buddy, if you shoot me this plane will crash right into the sea and
you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought about it, then held the gun to the copilot's head
and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all
over the place."
The copilot also calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said,
"Listen to me. The pilot's got a bad heart and he could keel over at
the shock of my being killed. So if you shoot me, this plane will still
crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought about it for a moment and then held the gun to the
navigator's head and repeated, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna
spill HIS brains all over the place."
The navigator calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "I
wouldn't do that if I were you. Those other two guys have no sense of
direction. Without me they couldn't find their way out of a paper bag
much less get this plane to Iraq. So if you shoot me, this plane will
still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of
us."
The hijacker thought some more, shrugged and this time held the gun to
the passenger's head and demanded, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm
gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."
No one said a word, at first, then the pilot, co-pilot, and navigator
all brust into laughter. "He's George W Bush!" they laughed. "He
doesn't have any brains!"
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