After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation.
They are all asked the same question, "When you’re lying in your
casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you
like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say
that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family
man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful
husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children
of tomorrow."
The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess I’d like to hear them say, ’Look, he’s moving!’"
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