Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on
his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of
hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to
set up a test which will take two hours and I will judge who does the
better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed
away.
They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent
faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They
downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did
every known job.
But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain
poured and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at
his blank screen and screamed in every curse word known in the
underworld. Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them
restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically
screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power
went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from
the past two hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate.
"Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves"
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