Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor. This
emperor needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a message to one and
all that he was searching for one. A year passes and only 3 people show
up, a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai.
The emperor asks the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate
why he should be head Samurai. The Japanese Samurai opens a match box
and out pops a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword and the fly drops dead
on the ground in 2 pieces. The emperor says, "That is very impressive!"
The emperor then asks the Chinese Samurai to come in and
demonstrate. The Chinese Samurai opens a match box and out pops a fly.
Whoosh whoosh. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces. "That is
really impressive."
The emperor then has the Jewish Samurai demonstrate why he should
be the head Samurai. The Jewish Samurai thinks, if it works for the
other two, why not try. Whoooooooossshhh. A gust of wind fills the
room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing around.
The emperor says in disappointment, "why is the fly not dead?" The
Jewish Samurai replies, "If you look closely, the fly has been
circumcised!"
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