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Three priests in a railroad station |
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There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home
to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass,
well endowed, gorgeous, amazing woman. The priests were all in
embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would
get the tickets. The first priest approached the window. "Young lady,"
he began, "I would like three pickets to titsburg." Whereupon he
completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three
tickets to Pittsburgh," he began, "and I would like the change in
nipples and dimes." So, of course, he also fled.
Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to
Pittsburgh, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I
must say," he continued, "if you insist on dressing like that when you
get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his peter at you."
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