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Steve Irwin and the Crocodile |
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A crocodile was walking along the high street one day looking for some
shoes.
"Ah" he said spotting a nice pair "there's my nephew - and what a fine pair
of shoes he made."
So anyhow this crocodile goes into the shop and takes out his credit card
and pays for these shoes.
"Er excuse me" says the crocodile. "I have four feet and you have only sold
me two shoes."
"Well you will have to buy two pairs" the shopowner said.
"Well find me a pair just like these" said the crocodile.
So the shopowner went to the back of the shop and bought out another pair.
"WOW!" said the crocodile "my DAUGHTER - and what a lovely pair of shoes she
made. Yes I'll take them."
So the crocodile walked out of the shop dressed in a brand new set of shoes.
"I always knew my daughter would make something of herself" said the
crocodile.
"And CRICKEY your nephew too" said Steve Irwin.
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