This guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there,
"Look, I'm really horny, but all I have is two dollars. What can I get?"
"Well, the cheapest we have is one hundred dollars. But I'll cut you a
deal on two conditions. For two dollars, I'll let you go down two doors
on the right, but you have to wear a black condom, and leave the lights
out!"
The horny man agrees and goes two doors down on the right with the
black condom on and the lights out. A while later he comes back out and
says to the man working there, "Man, that was the best sex I've ever
had, but why did I have to wear the black condom?"
"Well, you gotta show some respect for the dead!"
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